Improving performance

A small business was having safety problems – 2 serious accidents and an enforcement notice from the Environmental Health Officer (EHO) ! So the Managing Director (MD) called a local safety consultant one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to improve their performance.

“Well, there is one procedure I can recommend that will reduce accidents and pacify the EHO” said the safety consultant, “but it is really rather expensive. It will cost you £10,000 down, and payments of £1000 for 36 months, plus payments for extras of course.

“My goodness!” the MD exclaimed, “that sounds like I’m buying a yacht!”

“Humm,” the safety consultant murmured, “too obvious, huh?”

safety photos
Safety photos and a few safety jokes – Original jokes are copyright


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