A bus load of safety professionals arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, “This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta.”
A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, “When did that happen?”
“1215,” answers the guide.
The man looks at his watch and says, “Damn! Just missed it by a half hour!”
Safety photos and a few safety jokes – Original jokes are copyright