Bill, Jim & Scott were at a safety exhibition together & were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story hotel in London. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken & they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.
Bill said to Jim & Scott, “Let’s break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I’ll tell safety jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing ‘safety dance’ for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad accident stories for the rest of the way.”
At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling safety jokes & Jim began to sing. We can We can dance………..
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing & Scott began to tell sad accident stories. “I will tell my saddest story first,” he said. “I left the room key in the car!!!”
Safety photos and a few safety jokes – Original jokes are copyright