A Safety Manager walks into the hospital and tells the reception nurse, “I want to see the eye-ear doctor.”
“There is no such doctor” she tells him. “Perhaps you would like to see someone else?”
“No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor,” he says.
“But there is no such doctor,” she replies. “We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor.”
No help. He repeats, “I want to see the eye-ear doctor.”
They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: “Look mate, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?”
“Because,” he replies, “I keep hearing one thing and seeing another.”
Safety photos and a few safety jokes – Original jokes are copyright