Heaven or Hell: “An engineer/safety professional dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his file and says, ‘Ah, you’re an engineer/safety professional. Sorry but you’re in the wrong place.’ So the engineer/safety professional reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer/safety professional gets dissatisfied with the level of safety and comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer/safety professional is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, ‘So, how’s it going down there in hell?’
Satan replies, ‘Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer/safety professional is going to come up with next.’
God replies, ‘What??? You’ve got an engineer/safety professional? That’s a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here.’
Satan says, ‘No way. I like having an engineer/safety professional on the staff and I’m keeping him.’
God says, ‘Send him back up here or I’ll sue.’
Satan laughs uproariously and answers,’Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?'”