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EU – Almost all European enterprises have access to the internet – OSHA – European Agency for Safety and Health at Work: “16.02.2008
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Most enterprises in the European Union are now connected to the Internet, and the likelihood that an enterprise has an Internet connection rapidly approaches 100% as the average size of the enterprise considered grows.
A considerably smaller proportion (less than half) of all enterprises within the European Union employ persons who use computers that are connected to the Internet in the workplace; note these data refer to persons using computers on a daily basis during the week.”
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Alfobrid captures the moment

The building is all completed and awaiting hand over, before hand over the client wants some poor and incomplete work finished (snagging). A meeting is arranged between client, main contractor and a sub contractor. Site agent, planning supervisor and site safety manager are all in attendance.
A tour is planned of the building to look at relevant defects starting on ground floor. The clients rep points out badly fitting window frames, the site agent makes some notes and the sub contractor goes to the window and shouts
“Green side up”
They move to the first floor and the clients rep points out badly fitted and missing lights, the site agent makes some notes and the sub contractor goes to the window and shouts
“Green side up”
on the 2nd floor more problems are highlighted, radiator leaking, exposed cables, waste and broken window frame, the site agent makes some notes and the sub contractor goes to the window and shouts
“Green side up”
This is too much. The safety manager has to ask. So he says, “Every time you are told a defect tell, you write it down, but then the subbie yells out the window
‘Green side up.’ What on earth does that mean?”
The sub contractor shakes his head and says, “I have four blokes laying turf around the building.”
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Three men wanted to join a demolition company, so they all sent there CV’s to the MD and asked if they could have a job. The MD said “prove you can blow up a building and tell me how many letters there are in the alphabet, then you can have a job.”
So the first man went and blew up a building and said “Sir there are 26 letters in the alphabet.” And so the MD gave him a job.
The second man went and blew up a building and said “Sir there are 26 letters in the alphabet.” And so he joined the company too.
The third man went and blew up a building and said “Sir there are 24 letters in the alphabet.”
The MD said “Why is that?” And the man said “Because I just blew up B&Q.”
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