Free PowerPoint Slide Show – Funny Safety Pictures
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Safety photos and a few safety jokes – Original jokes are copyright
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Risk assess this – Haragans Mobile Power Saw
“Invaluable for scrub clearing and timber getting. Can be used as a docking saw, cutting mine props, caps and sleepers, and is indispensable to timber cutters. A feature is patented Gimbal Ring and Saddle which makes possible vertical, horizontal, or diagonal cuts, irrespective of ground conditions. The saw is powered by British BSA 4-cycle, side-valve engine, developing 10 HP at 2,600 RPM. A special type of carburettor is fitted and lubrication is of the dry sump type, 36in. to 42 in. circular saws can be fitted.
A simple device permits the chassis to be raised or lowered so that a clearance of 12 to 24 in. can be obtained under the main axle. A power drive is fitted so that manoeuvring the saw is simplified.”
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Asprin
A man goes in for an interview for a job as a safety officer. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and nodding his head.
The interviewer said,
“Although you have a lot of the qualities we’re looking for, the fact that you keep winking and nodding your head disqualifies you.”“Oh, that’s no problem,” said the safety man. “If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and nodding my head for an hour.”
“Show me,” said the interviewer.So the safety pro reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety , before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon stopped winking and nodding.
The interviewer said, “That’s amazing, but I don’t think we could employ someone who’d be womanising all over the country.”
“Excuse me!” exclaimed the safety pro, “I’m a happily married man, not a womaniser!”
“Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?” asked the interviewer.
The safety expert replied,
“Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, winking and nodding, and asked for a packet of aspirin?”
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Safety photos and a few safety jokes – Original jokes are copyrightWhat do you think? please leave a comment
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Face Mask
Instructions on wearing Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) is always required, no matter what the circumstances.
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Safety photos and a few safety jokes – Original jokes are copyrightWhat do you think? please leave a comment
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How to Make Duct Tape Safety Glasses:“All you’re going to need is duct tape, a hanger, a beer bottle and two plastic furniture caster cups.”
THIS IS NO SPOOF – HE IS SERIOUS!
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Improving performance
A small business was having safety problems – 2 serious accidents and an enforcement notice from the Environmental Health Officer (EHO) ! So the Managing Director (MD) called a local safety consultant one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to improve their performance.
“Well, there is one procedure I can recommend that will reduce accidents and pacify the EHO” said the safety consultant, “but it is really rather expensive. It will cost you £10,000 down, and payments of £1000 for 36 months, plus payments for extras of course.
“My goodness!” the MD exclaimed, “that sounds like I’m buying a yacht!”
“Humm,” the safety consultant murmured, “too obvious, huh?”
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safety photos
Safety photos and a few safety jokes – Original jokes are copyright
Anonymous is discussing. 
you aint got no hat, gloves or ear muffs!